Hey, dad, I haven’t seen you for a month, but it got me feeling like a long while now since we are so far away, and my mom must know better than me because, you know, she misses me every single day, every single hour, every single minute and second, so say hi to her for me, also don’t forget to tell her I miss her, too, and I am leaving this voicemail because I am actually in a home improvement store that actually has some anti-viral masks in stock after visiting seven pharmacies, two grocery stores, and two super markets, and I have bought 200 masks already: 150 0f them in bulk; 50 of them in boxes, 10 in each box, which you can send them as gifts; 190 N-95s for your daily use and 10 N-100s in case that you need to go to crowded places when viruses are spread and out of control, and please remember to give some to my aunt because she, as a doctor, needs these the most and to my grandfather that might not be aware of the seriousness of the disease, and in the end, tell mom that I am taking very good care of myself so don’t she worry, and everything is going perfectly as planned.